Zach Flower
Surviving life, one line at a time
This is the most amazing TED talk I’ve ever seen.
A pessimist is always alone. An optimist is always two people away from a threesome.
(Source: grouchyrabbit.com)
When you’ve eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
Sherlock Holmes
(Source: shaylaspectacle)
Following up an online posting for a job. The client offered $20 (I assumed an hour) to manage his tech support team. However…
Client: Okay, so that’s $400 per month and a bonus for performance.
Me: What? I couldn’t even afford my cable and electricity bills on that.
Client: Oh, so you’re…
You’re an interesting species. An interesting mix. You’re capable of such beautiful dreams, and such horrible nightmares. You feel so lost, so cut off, so alone, only you’re not. See, in all our searching, the only thing we’ve found that makes the emptiness bearable, is each other.
Carl Sagan in Contact (via ageofreason)


A pessimist is always alone. An optimist is always two people away from a threesome.